28 февраля 2008

Перевозим мебель(trailer hire)

кони, кони, кому коняМоя новая квартира оказалась не мебелерованная, поэтому я активно закупаю всякие штуки для создания уюта и прочего комфорта.

Кровати за $2400 кажутся немного переоценеными, поэтому закупки проходят на Новозеландском Аукционе trademe.

И вот она! кровать ) за 90 баксов.. вопрос, как ее перевезти, компании по перевозке мебели морщят носы когда узнаю что нужно перевести всего одну кровать.

НО! у нас же есть машина с towbar ! это RVR который еще не продали с путешествия по южному. И так нам нужен прицеп!

К слову штука для прицепляния есть у каждого уважающего себя кивоса, и тех кто к ним примазывается. А то как же иначе яхту таскать?

Прицеп оказалось прихватить совсем не сложно, на первой же заправке нам был предложена такой лишенский прицепчик за 35долларов за 2часа.нееет я с такой дурой тока до ближайшенго поворота

Тележка внушала своими размерами (да! еще у меня никогда небыло опыта вождение подобных штук)это сюда, то сюда.. фиг разберешься

Ну да, глаза боятся - руки делают. Прицепили и порулил.

По моторвею с такой штукой спокойно можно фигачить 100км\ч а больше вроде как и нельзя.

Приехали, а тут засада, развернуться на узкой улице когда сзади такой хвост, совсем не тривиальная задача. Рулить надо в противоположную сторону, иначе скадывается конструкция на бок.

Загрузили и домой, подьезжаю к дому и думаю, а что я как дурак буду таскать с улици, у нас же есть подземная парковка! Ворота открываем, прицеливаемся, поехали. и тууут БАБАХ !!! машина как в копаная, ворота закрыться не могут, сигнализация орет ... высоковат прицеп оказался. А кто знал, ни разу еще потолок машиной не задевал. И вообще, я платил стараховку на эту фиговину, целых 2 бакса, что мне волноваться?

Эпилог: Кровать пришлось затаскивать  с улицы, сигнализацию отключили, прицепу и дому повреждений нет.

А вот кому катапульту, покупаем катапульту(TREBUCHET 'BERTHA'!!! CATAPAULT)

60618484_fullИзвестно, что кивосы народ веселый. Особенно та  их часть, что живет у себя на фермах и тлетворному влиянию городов не подверженна.

И вот смотрю я, trademe в поисках удобного шкафчика  для моей новой квартиры,  и что я вижу?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Hunting-shooting/Other/auction-141522324.htm

КАТАПУЛЬТУ! Всего за 400 баксов! Создатель предупреждает, что нужно иметь участок не меньше мили длиной, и вообще относиться аккуратно. Запуск китайских свиней был опробован удачно! %:)

Ознакомьтесь, и особенно уданые комментарии и ответы на них, если совсем не понятно спросите в комметах - переведу.

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TREBUCHET 'BERTHA'!!! CATAPAULT  Brand new item

Current bid: $400.00
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Reserve met
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Closes: 55 secs

Minimum next bid: $
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OK now here we have something a little different! This is a beautiful weapon, designed around 1400AD and not much has changed except some of the component materials. I stupidly watched the History channel and this is the outcome...
The whole thing is about 10m tall at rest, it is made of various stuff, the main shaft is a 3 inch solid stainless prop shaft (thanks to GMS) and the end 4.5m of the throwing arm is a carbon fibre. the counter weight is made of 2 Cat drive wheels and the main arm is a digger arm. The 2 posts are concreted into the ground 2 metres deep so you will need to find 2 new posts!
so what i am selling is everthing but the posts, although i will cut them off at ground level so you can have the top 4m.
I have sold my farm and the buyers arent that keen on it so it has to go, but JEEEEZE its FUN!!
If you have a section less than a mile long dont bid! and you MUST COLLECT!


Questions and answers

 


EXCELLENT!!!! What have you thrown with it? Dairy cows, nagging wife, etc...lol? I would bid but only have a quarter acre. Nice job, good luck with the auction. Regards, Roy.  posted by: sly_fox74 (117 )  5:44 pm, Tue 19 Feb


thanks Roy, well I threw a china pig once, but i have to admit that the first time I built it I was so excited to have a go and the only thing at hand was my hammer, so I hooked it in (not thinking it would work) and the hammer went into orbit!! its probably still flying so look out down there! it will throw a 8 KG rock around 500ft but still fine tuning!! 6:00 pm, Tue 19 Feb


HI, any chance of viewing please..... awsome I have just the spot for it and you could still come and play with it. Roger on 0275355770  posted by: judewin (13 )  4:37 pm, Wed 20 Feb


sounds good mate, chat soon.cheers 5:04 pm, Wed 20 Feb


Hi Mate.How far will it throw a 10 stone mother inlaw.Im only on a smallish section but I dont mind if she lands in the next town,as she will be blindfolded at the time,so she wont find her way back.Regards Pete.  posted by: peter561 (1174 )  11:03 pm, Wed 20 Feb


Its Max rating is for a 9 stone mother inlaw. can you cut her in half first? 10:40 am, Thu 21 Feb


That sounds good mate,as I can remove her jewellery,that would be around a stone.One other thing,can it be dismantled easy to hide the evidence,as the town she may land in will be P_ss_d to gain another mother inlaw.  posted by: peter561 (1174 )  11:17 am, Thu 21 Feb


It can be folded away in around 30 secomds and fits in a back pocket, very discreet. I am actually just sending it off for its '100th mother inlaw hurl' service so will be tickety boo when you get it. 8:19 am, Fri 22 Feb


God I love people like you. May you have many children.  posted by: mikeloder (63 )  9:28 pm, Fri 22 Feb


yeah well with all that rape and pillage stuff...probably have a few. good on ya mate 10:28 pm, Fri 22 Feb


Does this come with a complementary viking helmet for those who may be silly enough to stand downrange?   posted by: kiwigrower (41 )  10:53 pm, Fri 22 Feb


You would deserve to die if you were that dumb! 5:20 am, Sat 23 Feb


Isn't that what happened to the original vikings? WHat are you going to build next? a portable roman "mule"?  posted by: kiwigrower (41 )  10:38 am, Sat 23 Feb


I was thinking I may build a bigger one, this is my second and so far they seem to be doubling in size....the fourth one might see George W Bush send over Hanz Blix!!! 6:28 pm, Sat 23 Feb


how hard is it to dismantle and put back together? will i need a crane?  posted by: hopies (89 )  5:27 pm, Sat 23 Feb


yes I built it using a crane truck and thats how I will dismantle it, but I dont think they had Nissan crane trucks back in 1430 AD so it must be possible to do without? best thing to do is to buy it - then work it out! 6:27 pm, Sat 23 Feb


Could it be adapted to take a bale of silage so I don't create dust clouds every time I feed out? Oh and how far could it project a politician bearing in mind its an election year?   posted by: 20-17 (17 )  11:00 pm, Sat 23 Feb


You can throw anything you like! 7:45 am, Mon 25 Feb


Thats cool.. Have you got a Youtube video of it in action ?  posted by: demigod (282 )  2:08 pm, Tue 26 Feb


I have a video of it in full swing but wouldnt have a bloody clue what youtube is? (I dont think they had youtube in the 1400's - people were more fertile then!) 11:12 pm, Tue 26 Feb


Hi, do you think this could be used as a spreader, like, if I was to put the contents of the floor of the chookhouse on the delivery end, would it spread it well across the paddocks?? Seriously tho, Great auction, good luck :-) Di  posted by: flyingkiwichick (135 )  11:15 pm, Tue 26 Feb


thanks 1:20 pm, Wed 27 Feb


Now this is the sort of thing everbody needs in the back yard. I love it ! I thought the one shown on Top Gear throwing a car was fantastic. Unfortunately I don't have a big enough back yard, but it's almost worth buying a farm just to put this on. Good luck with the auction...  posted by: gazza1234 (13150 )  8:21 am, Wed 27 Feb


thanks gazza - you should still buy it. 9:20 am, Wed 27 Feb


bro...thats awesome lol  posted by: 1-spider-pig-1 (5 )  9:45 am, Wed 27 Feb


cheers mate. 1:20 pm, Wed 27 Feb


If you contact Tame Iti he will buy now to add to his base camp in the Ureweras ;)  posted by: jeffk1 (187 )  12:41 pm, Wed 27 Feb


hmmmm, well he can bid like anyone else. 1:21 pm, Wed 27 Feb


IS THAT TO THROW A BIGG STONE, WIFE, BOSS, WH==OT IS THAT FOR?? PLZZ VERY CURIOUS TO KNOW.  posted by: manu_nz (7 )  12:53 pm, Wed 27 Feb


no its an old style food mixer, designed especially for making pavlova 1:20 pm, Wed 27 Feb


Very Cool! We have a lot of stray cats the neighborhood.... Do you think an automatic firing mechanism could be easily fitted to the machine, triggered from something the weight of say, oh, I dunno - a cat maybe?  posted by: traindriver (175 )  2:33 pm, Wed 27 Feb


first pussy in sapce? that kind of thing? You could give it a go but if you do there are apparantly some problems with re-entry, ask your cat loving wife. 6:13 pm, Wed 27 Feb


Not intrested in the Catapult to much like temptation with the mother in law but am keen on those really sexy shoes.  posted by: timmo7 (14 )  2:51 pm, Wed 27 Feb


everybody knows you cant drive a 'Treb' with incorrect footwear. 6:11 pm, Wed 27 Feb


could you please txt yr number to me 027 2921414  posted by: andrut (24 )  3:20 pm, Wed 27 Feb


yup 6:14 pm, Wed 27 Feb


You're famous!!! - Just heard this on Newstalk 1ZB. This is completely nuts. I love it! Good on ya mate & good luck with your auction. Robert. :)  posted by: rta777 (197 )  3:42 pm, Wed 27 Feb


Jeeze about time those sad bastards talked about something worth yaking about! 6:15 pm, Wed 27 Feb


If I win, will you throw in a pair of crocs like the pair you're wearing?  posted by: gweedo82 (27 )  3:48 pm, Wed 27 Feb


bugger off, buy your own 6:15 pm, Wed 27 Feb


Bloody brilliant mate. You should be able to build it using the same technique as they used to put Stonehenge together.Just need to find thousands of slaves.  posted by: thegremlin (18 )  3:59 pm, Wed 27 Feb


Ive got it pointing at Australia at the moment, just incase those cheeky buggers try and paddle over here again. 6:17 pm, Wed 27 Feb


I wonder if this will be outlawed as the fun police from the labour party will surely see this of influencing young minds? Actually I was just thinking, our Army could do with this. It would probably be our most reliable means of defence. Have you contacted the Ministry of Defence to bid for it?  posted by: wolfofsorts (259 )  4:49 pm, Wed 27 Feb


no but thats a great idea. But for crying out load dont tell the Waikato D.C. those miserable civil servant buggers (who are neither civil nor serve) will no doubt require me to have a thousand licences to have one of these. although I can assure you its (almost) OSH & ACC approved. 6:20 pm, Wed 27 Feb


seeing petrol keeps going up thought i could use it to get me to work ontime  posted by: katikatikid (93 )  6:04 pm, Wed 27 Feb


so long as you work in the top floor of a very tall building. 6:21 pm, Wed 27 Feb


I say GO FOR THE BIGGER VERSION SOON AS..needs to seat the present government ,enough room for several sheep so they don`t get bored on the journey, and launch the buggers into space.(or over to Aussie).  posted by: thegremlin (18 )  8:01 pm, Wed 27 Feb


yeah like your thinking. as David Lange would agree: us sending our entire Govt to Australia would increase the IQ of both countries!! 8:40 pm, Wed 27 Feb


This must be the coolest thing i have ever seen on TM - pity we have such a small section - though the range of it would just about shoot my husband down to the pub at the end of the road, save me running him down there in the car ha ha  posted by: parana2 (204 )  8:21 pm, Wed 27 Feb


Poor bastard 8:41 pm, Wed 27 Feb


I can't believe the new owners do not want this!! It would be the selling point if I were the buyer. Well done, now you just need to hook up with the dude from Tokoroa who was building a ICBM!! JB  posted by: nikjo (422 )  8:32 pm, Wed 27 Feb


yeah 9:38 pm, Wed 27 Feb


A thought, what aboyut a Trebuchet Party before Bertha's goodbye. We could all bring our Mother-In-Laws. Seriously, couldn't think of a better way to spend the afternoon. Say, does it do authentic flaming fire balls? JB.  posted by: nikjo (422 )  8:35 pm, Wed 27 Feb


we all sat around and got pissed ( well only a little bit) and decided fire balls would be the go, we tore up rags, saoked them in diesel and wrapped them around rocks - lit them and WWOOOOOFF off they go, the noise was AMAZING but every one would blow out with the speed it reaches? any ideas? maybe napalm eh? 8:39 pm, Wed 27 Feb


This machine is flamin brilliant mate ...you,r a LEGEND ..! Do you think could fit Helen Clark and Cullen both in it and ame it for Raglan harbour ... i know it,s a long shot ... BUT jeeeez you,d be a REAL LEGEND  posted by: tem (33 )  8:50 pm, Wed 27 Feb


AND WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST THE GOOD FOLK AT RAGLAN!! 8:53 pm, Wed 27 Feb


looks like you've got yours going better than ours we have got one thats 6m to the pivot point but the arm keeps breaking  posted by: angela21 (165 )  8:50 pm, Wed 27 Feb


hey we need to talk 8:55 pm, Wed 27 Feb


Gotta be the best auction I've ever seen on here..and yup you are famous..mentioned in despatches on 3 of the most popular websites in NZ (apart from TM of course). Nice one  posted by: 20-17 (17 )  8:53 pm, Wed 27 Feb


Oh yeah? cool. whats the web sites? always wanted to be famous! 8:54 pm, Wed 27 Feb


our phone number 068556807  posted by: angela21 (165 )  9:13 pm, Wed 27 Feb


nice 9:19 pm, Wed 27 Feb


is it osh approved , or did you just send them on thier way , so to speak ???  posted by: selfpower (950 )  9:15 pm, Wed 27 Feb


no its fully signed off......yeah right 9:19 pm, Wed 27 Feb


lifestyleblock.co.nz nzdating.co.nz and RD1s website  posted by: 20-17 (17 )  9:20 pm, Wed 27 Feb


cant imagine what they are saying on the NZ dating one!! 9:39 pm, Wed 27 Feb


whats the chances of getting the ird on the end of that, wouldnt mind throwing those bastards to timbuck two  posted by: noorty (45 )  9:35 pm, Wed 27 Feb


wouldnt want them loose in the atmosphere would we? but Im with you, bring them on down and we can have a go 9:38 pm, Wed 27 Feb


Hey buddy. They just recently passed an anti-smacking law. I didn't see anything about an anti-trebuchet law? Does this mean I can use it to beat my children?  posted by: nzpages (50 )  10:07 pm, Wed 27 Feb


you may have to check that one with your local magistrate 11:36 pm, Wed 27 Feb


this is so cool we have tried to put one of these together with the scouts but using timber and lashings you have given me some ideas  posted by: lx4000 (207 )  10:20 pm, Wed 27 Feb


you be careful lashing scouts with timber. no really its a great thing for young minds, its adventure, learning, team spirited and bloody good honest fun. So its bound to be illegal 10:30 pm, Wed 27 Feb


I heard the rumor that the yanks ailing satellite was hit by a high flying cow or mother in law (they are still trying to catch some DNA to sort it), and that was what destroyed it....  posted by: metallix (156 )  11:32 pm, Wed 27 Feb


dont look at me 11:34 pm, Wed 27 Feb